Greetings! Welcome back to our fine contest of wills! Today is a special treat as two of our surprise contestants will be fighting today. Which means one of them will be eliminated today... So... One of them will I guess not have amounted to much as a surprise... Oh well!
Our contestants today are two veteran characters in the mythos. Villains with long sordid histories. One is The Wooden Girl's Number One Psychopathic Follower, The Jester! He's well known for his incredibly sadistic tendencies and the other is The Plague Doctor's right hand man, Dr. Beakman! A cunning and manipulative man. While The Jester's presence in a blog usually means some brutal and disturbing stuff is gonna go down Dr. Beakman is more Cerebral. Often his hand brings with it various forms of madness!
Both of our contestants have agreed on an area to fight in beforehand so the wheel will not be used. Instead the fight will be taking place at The Shady Lawn psychiatric hospital. Now one might think that this gives Dr. Beakman home field advantage and that Jester is either stupid or overconfident to have agreed, but if Dr. Beakman was hoping for some kind of advantage that's going to be a problem since we actually just created a shoddy replica for the fight. Let's go.
The Jester and Dr. Beakman start at opposite ends of a wide room that includes a number of tables. It's a replica of the place in Shady Lawn where the patients can mingle and take part in fun activities, like being watched 24/7 by impassive guards and watching The Grotesque haunted patients twitch and spasm while they're murdered in their sleep.
Dr. Beakman has started the fight by tossing a syringe at Jester. Jester tries to dodge, but fails. The Syringe hits. The Syringe doesn't seem to have any effect though and Jester rushes towards Dr. Beakman slashing with his knife. The Knife cuts Dr. Beakman's arm as he raises it to block the slash and he stabs two more syringes into Jester. Some kind of liquid seems to be leaking from under Jester's mask as he continues to slash at the Doctor who continues to sacrifice his skin to block and has pulled out a scalpel and stabbed it into Jester's chest and then pulled it out and has begun to stab Jester in the neck repeatedly. Jester has collapsed to the ground and is twitching violently. Something feels off and Dr. Beakman seems to agree. He's reached down to remove Jester's Mask and it's... Not Jester! It's one of Jester's Misfits! Face specifically! He's definitely dead though. Like oh god is he dead. There's saliva and blood coming from his mouth and neck... Ugh... What the hell did Dr. Beakman inject into him. Regardless this does leave the question of where Jester actually i-
Oh... He's apparently beside me and he has just slid a knife into my side. It er... Hurts... Quite a bit.
"I imagine it does. Of course it's not stabbing into anything important, yet"
I... Er assume this is some kind of threat? You know I've like... Died so many times by this point this is hardly threatening.
"Well... You know about me right? What are the odds I'll let you just... Die?"
F... Fair point.
"So, what you're going to do for me is just declare me the winner,"
I can't do th- Oh god my kidney!
"Sure you can. I'm not here to fight Dr. Beakman. I'm here to fight and torment the other more amusing victims in this tournament. Besides the knife I gave face is poisoned so, the poor Doctor won't be alive to go through the rest of the tournament anyway,"
GAH MY SPLEEN! You make a very fair point! Jester Wins! Oh god no not my Liv-
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