Congratulations
to our contestants, you've all made it past your first round! Except
the ones that didn't. This means that we'll be moving on to our
second phase. Which is exactly the same as the first one.
This round will
be between the Slender Man who is wearing a brand new suit. Looking
good there buddy!
His opponent
this time will be Hella, previously known as Fien De Vos. She in
contrast is still wearing the same hoody as last time. It's kinda
dirty from her last fight. Maybe it'd be a good idea to wash that.
We're behind
schedule so let's spin the wheel and get this thing started.
* Drum rolls *
Our arena this
time will be:
A Pokémon rock
type gym arena!
Wait that's
copyrighted. Great, our legal team isn't going to be happy about
this. Unfortunately not much I can do about this. Let's get started
then.
The Slender Man
is about to say something. Hella doesn't care and runs behind one
of the larger rocks. Slendy cocks his head to the side and shrugs. He
then pulls out his gun and slithers over to where Hella is hiding.
Hella jumps out
from behind cover!
Slendy fires his
gun, Hella avoids the bullets by zigzagging between the rocks.
One of the bullet's grazes her shoulder. She doesn't even flinch and just keeps running.
One of the bullet's grazes her shoulder. She doesn't even flinch and just keeps running.
Uh oh, it
appears Slendy has ran out of bullets. Hella sees her opening and
charges at Slendy with her knife.
She thrusts her
knife at him but he is too slender and she misses!
She keeps going
in a flurry of attacks. Slendy continues to be too slender.
A tentacle slams
into her and sends her flying back a few meters.
Slendy takes
this opportunity to reload his gun but Hella is already back on her
feet as if nothing happened.
Slendy aims his
gun at her again. Hella throws her knife at him. Slendy dodges it
with his slenderness again.
But wait! What's
this?! In his distraction Slendy didn't notice her reaching for his long arm. She has grabbed onto it and her eyes are glowing yellow.
She's trying to stop his heart!
Wait does he even have one?
Wait does he even have one?
It seems he does
because he has dropped to the ground and has curled up into a fetal
position.
He has also
dropped his gun and now Hella has picked it up.
Slendy raises his head only to see Hella walk up to him. She presses the barrel of the gun against
his lack-of-a-face. Sweat drips down his blank head. “Man, I really
hope I didn't get to load that gun.”
She pulls the
trigger.
He did indeed
manage to load that gun. The Slender man is dead and his body is
deflating like a party balloon.
Hella turns and
starts walking away. She seems to have decided to keep the gun for
herself. She takes one look back and shakes her head. “I really do
fucking hate faceless people.”
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