Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Phase 2: Round 9, The Slender Man vs Hella

Congratulations to our contestants, you've all made it past your first round! Except the ones that didn't. This means that we'll be moving on to our second phase. Which is exactly the same as the first one.

This round will be between the Slender Man who is wearing a brand new suit. Looking good there buddy!

His opponent this time will be Hella, previously known as Fien De Vos. She in contrast is still wearing the same hoody as last time. It's kinda dirty from her last fight. Maybe it'd be a good idea to wash that.

We're behind schedule so let's spin the wheel and get this thing started.

* Drum rolls *

Our arena this time will be:

A Pokémon rock type gym arena!

Wait that's copyrighted. Great, our legal team isn't going to be happy about this. Unfortunately not much I can do about this. Let's get started then.

The Slender Man is about to say something. Hella doesn't care and runs behind one of the larger rocks. Slendy cocks his head to the side and shrugs. He then pulls out his gun and slithers over to where Hella is hiding.

Hella jumps out from behind cover!

Slendy fires his gun, Hella avoids the bullets by zigzagging between the rocks.

One of the bullet's grazes her shoulder. She doesn't even flinch and just keeps running.

Uh oh, it appears Slendy has ran out of bullets. Hella sees her opening and charges at Slendy with her knife.

She thrusts her knife at him but he is too slender and she misses!

She keeps going in a flurry of attacks. Slendy continues to be too slender.

A tentacle slams into her and sends her flying back a few meters.

Slendy takes this opportunity to reload his gun but Hella is already back on her feet as if nothing happened.

Slendy aims his gun at her again. Hella throws her knife at him. Slendy dodges it with his slenderness again.

But wait! What's this?! In his distraction Slendy didn't notice her reaching for his long arm. She has grabbed onto it and her eyes are glowing yellow. She's trying to stop his heart!

Wait does he even have one?

It seems he does because he has dropped to the ground and has curled up into a fetal position.

He has also dropped his gun and now Hella has picked it up.

Slendy raises his head only to see Hella walk up to him. She presses the barrel of the gun against his lack-of-a-face. Sweat drips down his blank head. “Man, I really hope I didn't get to load that gun.”

She pulls the trigger.

He did indeed manage to load that gun. The Slender man is dead and his body is deflating like a party balloon.

Hella turns and starts walking away. She seems to have decided to keep the gun for herself. She takes one look back and shakes her head. “I really do fucking hate faceless people.”

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